I’m really crazy right now. It’s late and I’ve exceeded my calorie intake for the next two days. I was going to do some crunches, so I could convince myself that morbid obesity wouldn’t set in while I slept, but now I’m too tired. I’ll just count all the effort it took me to eat all that food as my workout for the day. Yeah, that’ll work. I mean it sure as hell did for that Mexcian guy who weighed 1000 lbs, or not. Okay, so no food tomorrow…. sounds like a plan to me. P.S. That Mexican is dead now… just so you know…. Also, speaking of the deceased. Gary Colman is dead. So, as a tribute to one of my favorite dark meat nuggets I would like to ask “What you talkin’ ‘bout, Willis?”
