just chillin’ in the movie section, and thats when it happened
Girl and her posse: * clogs up one side of the isle*
Me: *in my head* oh I’ll just stand here and look at the movies for a bit longer, and wait for these girls to leave so I don’t have to shove my cart past them.
*a little later*
Girl and her posse: *doesn’t move*
Me: *looks at them for a second* *in my head* thats okay, I’m in no hurry. I’ll just keep lookin’ at the movies some more…..*minds my own business*
*Some time later*
Girl and her posse: *Still hasn’t moved*
Me: *glances up once more* *starts to etch closer to them* * is about to say excuse me*
Girl: *sees that I am looking at them, quietly waiting for them to move* *gives evil grin* I believe the phrase you’re looking for is “excuse me.” You don’t have to stare at us like we fucking monkeys in a cage.
Me: *pauses for a moment* You’re right, but I believe the correct phrase I’m looking for is “Bitch” *pushes past them*
True story. I felt liberated.
