1 .So, a couple weeks ago, my roommate went to Florida for Fall Break.
Here’s a little fun fact: Fall Break was a three day weekend, and he drove to Florida. We are in Kentucky!
Anyway, he didn’t come back for a few days, like three days after Fall Break was over. After waking up on the third day, and finding he STILL hadn’t returned, I decided that he had been up ducted while in Florida. My first thought after that was “Maybe I’ll push the beds together.”
2. The other day I walked into my room and I saw that our TV was left on. I thought no one else was in the room, so I muttered under my breath, “Christ, Sean’s electric bill is going to be insane when he is in the real world.” As I rounded the corner of my room I saw a naked man laying in my roommate’s bed. “Uhhh, do you know where Sean is?”, I asked. At that moment I see another naked body rolling over in the bed, it was Sean. I quickly whipped around and started messing with things on my bed. I heard Sean’s male lover, whom at that time I had secretly named Rafael, giggle as he got rolled out of their little love session and say, “Everyone’s got a little gay in them.”
3. The other day, after the Rafael incident, my roommate tacked up a U.S. Marines banner in our room. When he finished hanging it he turned to me and asked what I thought of it. “Well,” I said, “at least you have something on the walls.” He then began telling me that it was a life long dream of his to join one of the armed forces. “I’m thinking about joining the ROTC here.” he proceeded, “What do you think about that.” My initial response was “Well, I mean, its a good thing they have the don’t ask don’t tell policy.”
