Listen, I don’t mind that you have people in the room, let alone have them stay the night. However, I do not like that you let them eat my candy and use my hand sanitizer and blankets.
1. I bought the candy bowl for two reasons.
- To add a nice little decoration to my desk area.
- To fill it with candy for me to snack on when I am hard at work.
I did not buy it for your little Puerto-Rican lover Xandi. She needs to get her own candy.
2. I bought the hand sanitizer to cleanse my hands, which I do often, but I can’t do it as often if your other lover Jackson is using it.
Also, let’s take a moment to talk about your multiple lovers of multiple genders. I mean, thats all I really have to say about that.
3. The blankets on my bed are mine. MINE! They are meant to keep me warm, not Xandi or Jackson.
P.s. I believe it is obvious which one you are going to choose. Jackson shared the bed with you last night and Xandi had the floor…. Uh-huh…..
Your Roommate,
Caleb
