and I’m told by the desk worker that a package arrived for me yesterday. When I get the small manila envelope I read that it is from “Young America. MN”, and I got really excited, because I thought I had won something cool or been accepted into a beauty pageant, you know because Minnesota thrives on that shit. I quickly rip the envelope open and out falls….. a condom. I stared at it for a second and read the letter that came with it. It was from Trojan. The letter thanked me for frequently visiting the Trojan website, and asking for my free sample. Here’s the thing, I’ve never been to the Trojan website, nor have I asked for “my free sample”. AND it’s for “her pleasure”
What kind of sick joke is this?
