This morning I woke up with a headache, I threw-up, and now my stomach keeps making fucked up noises. I think I’m pregnant.I’m not surprised. You’re a fucking slut
:D
Due to the recent stabs at my sexual promiscuity I feel that a monologue from the made for tv move “Sybil”, staring a young Sally Fields, will best justify my situation.
*clears throat*
“Look at ya’, my pretty little girl, sitting there with your face all painted up in your little halter top, you’re nothing but a little slut. Don’t call me that! I’m a Puerto Rican lady senor. You’re nothing but a little slut, Sybill Ann Dorsett, we know you’re a little slut. No! NO MAMMA! I’m not a slut. I’m not a slut. I’m not a slut. I’m not a slut. I’M NO SLUT!
Thank you.
